Stormy Daniels Promises Her Phone Records Will ‘Hurt’ Donald Trump
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Stormy Daniels Promises Her Phone Records Will ‘Hurt’ Donald Trump

It was always going to be the case that a former porn star who was allegedly paid hush money by a multi-billionaire would generate no shortage of tabloid headlines, but when one of the two parties also happens to be a former inhabitant of the White House, Stormy Daniels was never going to escape the harsh glare of criticism.

For what it’s worth, the adult entertainment veteran has been giving as good as she gets as the inevitable deluge of MAGA hat-wearing Twitter trolls bombard the wife and mother’s timeline with all sorts of unspeakable verbal evil, but there’s really no other way to handle so much sh*t-slinging by throwing it right back in the direction of the pooper scoopers themselves.

Having already incinerated Trump several times over by making us want to wash out our existential eyeballs at the mere mention of KFC and various assorted lubricants, Daniels has now taken a less salacious – but equally powerful – stance to reiterate that she’s in the process of having her phone records sifted through as the WWE Hall of Famer awaits a potential indictment.

I’m sure I will. I’ve been handing over phone records to my attorney today (they’re gonna hurt!) and planning spring break activities with my kid. It was a wonderful day 🙂

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 23, 2023

They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity, so you can completely understand why Daniels has been standing directly in the line of fire in spite of her personal life, history, family, and extracurricular activities being constantly lambasted and criticized by people desperate to back their orange-faced leader at all costs.

Twitter is a strange place at the best of times, but you get the sneaking suspicion it’s going to get a lot worse before it gets any better.